Bullshitology
a course offered in many schools often known as english. a pseudoscience, it is the study of how to properly create something of little academic value but sounding reasonably intelligent enough to p-ss as having nutritional content. the course’s main objective is to educate students on the proper method of taking mental diahrea and through alchemy (thats where the science comes in) turning this sh-t into gold. for ninety percent of teachers the products of this course are effective enough to do well without doing actual work with the exception of the few that have previously taught the course.
freshman: mom! i start ib today ^^
mom: wow whats your schedule?
freshy: bullsh-tology 101, alchemy 202, and kiss my -ss 305!
the study of bullsh-tting
the cl-ss where one studies bullsh-t
a joke played on people who study lies.
i’m going to major in bullsh-tology when i get older
what do you call the study of lies?
what?
bullsh-tology
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