bum blast


-n-l penetration
his boyfriend enjoys a good b-m blast with extra lubricant.
the notion of b-mblasting is dipping your -ss on to someone’s face as a show of mockery or irritance.

the perception is in relation to “tea bagging” where as instead your aim is for your bottom (or a character in a video game) to connect to a body’s face whether up or down from the floor.
huzzah ha ha, reek the wrath of my “b-mblasting” you noob sp-wn killer.

i had to “b-mblast” my mate’s face who slept over yesterday due to his ever increased snoring.

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