bum burner
when last nights curry takes revenge on your pucker piece
often requires fridge chilled toilet paper to help
“sh-t me that madras is taking it’s revenge on my pucker piece it’s a real b-m burner!!”
an australian sausage style pepperoni with a lot of little fatty bits and chili. very spicy and a guaranteed sinus clearer. better than vick’s vaporub. tastes wonderful in toasted sandwiches. the name ‘b-mburner’ most likely refers to what happens after it goes through the digestive process and burns your b-tt when defecating.
man 1: g’day, mate. did you ‘ave one of those b-mburners i gave you?
man 2: sure did, mate. it was hotter than an outback summer
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