bum candy


“candy” of abysmally poor quality which the p–psmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as homestar runner on halloween. definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you’re going for quality over quant-ty like bubs is.
homestar runner: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} hey, you’re right! p–psmith, did you give me some b-m candy?

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