Bum chariot


various carts–i.e. shopping carts and or baskets–strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. the longer the cart, or b-m chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-b-m-like the individual is to be considered. a true b-m chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless cr-p he has for whatever reason -ssembled would be considered the chariot itself.
joe: oh, no. here comes smelly pete.
jill: wait…is he on a bike?
joe: oh, my g-d! he is! he’s got himself a b-m chariot!
jill: way to go, pete!

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