bum chills


the cold chills you get when you’ve come to the realization that you’re five minutes from a toilet, and two minutes from sh-tting yourself. these chills can range from tingling sensations up your spine, to goose b-mps, to a sudden terror of emptying your bowels into your pants.
dude, just pull over, i’ve got the b-m chills and i’m not going to make it to *insert establishment here*

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