Bum-Curious


one who is keen on the idea of -n-l penetration but is not quite ready to allow insertion of implements, whether human appendages or s-xual toys.
him: sounds like you’re desperate for a b-mming.
her: i’ll be honest with you, i am curious but not curious enough.
him: sounds like you are b-m-curious to me.
her: well heres the deal, if yours goes anywhere near mine, my finger goes up yours
him: unless you are drunk, you mean?
her: my b-m is fair game if i’m drunk.

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