bum custard


similar to f-nny batter it is a product of the -n-s usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, s-x wee and faeces. cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning…
she was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a m-ssive burp her -n-s spewed forth a m-ssive blob of b-m custard

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