Bum Disease


one b-tt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. the cause is from petting giraffe tongues. another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. side affects of b-m disease are excrutiating pain. feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to mr.collins. there is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of s-xy nerds and mr. darcy. from pride and prejudice .
willis didn’t go to school because he had b-m disease.

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