Bum Hats


very simply, a hat for your b-m.
dan was walking down the road when he noticed his b-m was getting sun burnt. at this point dan wished he had a b-mhat.
used in the same context as b-m clouds .
oh b-m hats.
the act of putting asomeone’s exposed b-tt close to someone else’s face who has p-ssed out at a party and taking a picture or video of the act.
we gave john a b-mhat last night.
someone whos face looks so bad it resembles a r-ct-m
madelaine is a b-mhat

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