Bum Nest


where homeless people sleep, drink tall boys, and proceed in crack induced h-m–s-xual activities (-ss f-cking, bl-w j-bs, etc etc). b-m nests can be found in large metro areas, and typically smell like sh-t, and have used cardboard signs with “g-d bless” scribbled on them. also b-mnest is a new and upcoming magazine out of the northwest.
drunken frat boy: “heh guys, i went to go p-ss over in the alley, but i had to step over a godd-mn b-m in his b-m nest.”
particularly pungent, temporary quarters for the homeless lined with stray dog fur, feces, and syringes. often found over heated vents in winter or under bridges in the rainy season.
d-mn son, you smells like a b-m nest.

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