bum nuts
eggs: normally refers to chicken eggs.
for breakfast, would you like your b-m nuts scrambled or fried?
small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
‘oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster’
‘nah mate, its just b-m nuts’
sonnet
a piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones -n-s. some b-mnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.
he doesn’t wipe his backside, he will get b-mnuts.
to put simply an egg
“hey my hen laid a b-mnut!”
or
“hey lets go and have a b-mnut for lunch”
a derogatory word for a useless or stupid person.
i’m not working with that b-mnut!
get lost, b-mnut!
what your dog leaves on the patio. normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.
“that dog has dropped a pile of b-m nuts on the carpet again!”
“gross! i stepped on a b-m nut!”
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