bum salad


the act of smearing your b-tt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

if salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to subst-tute mayo/light mayo.
yo man, i can’t believe i got a b-m salad last night, my -ss is “cold-sore” now.

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