bum sandwich


made solely from plain white bread and one slice of processed cheese, it is typically a sandwich eaten by someone who has h-t rock bottom. the only additional ingredient allowed beyond bread and processed cheese is hot sauce; however, this changes the t-tle to “spicy b-m sandwich”. other abbreviations include: hot b-m sandwich (microwaved), toasted b-m sandwich (toasted white bread) or the famous one slice folded over version “the b-m foldwich”.
“whats for lunch -sshole?” “b-m sandwiches and liquor. then i’m going to the dump to shoot rats.”

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