Bum Speak


the “language” that one hears when p-ssing by a homeless member of society. acquired over time, b-m speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, b-m speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

note: b-m speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of peanuts and charlie brown, such as the cl-ssroom teacher.
chris: “you hear that guy back there? i couldn’t understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!”
jeff: “that, my friend, is what you call b-m speak. no one understands!”

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