Bum Troubler


noun.

1. a h-m-s-xual male.

2. a heteros-xual male with a distinctive penchant for -n-l s-x with ladyfolk.

3. a doctor who specializes in -n-l and bowel conditions and is thus required to frequently rummage around in the rectal cavity of his patients.
“there’s this new guy at work who won’t stop telling me about all his s-xual exploits, in the sickest, most graphic detail imaginable. he’s a right b-m troubler too.”

alt:

“man, i haven’t sh-t in 2 weeks. i’m so worried about it that i’ve booked in to see the b-m troubler tomorrow.”
someone who gives grief to homeless folk.
i saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total b-m troubler
a kn-b jockey who likes man juice, a deep sh-t diver who is skilled in the arts of brown magic
boy george is a proper b-m troubler!

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