bum turf


1. the unbridled mane of one’s b-ttocks. (see manscaping)

2. the area which a b-m claims to be his own to collect his income. b-m turf may be, and usually is fought for. many a b-m have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
“man my -ss itches”
“why?”
“i’ve got stubble because i just shaved my b-m turf”

2.
“there’s broken gl-ss, vomit and sh-t everywhere”
“yeah, i saw a couple of guys fighting over their b-m turf”

3.
“why do you need to share my b-m turf?”
“because i went back to mine, and found a couple of f-gs in my box, and i knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. it must’ve been the rubbing of b-m turf on freshly manscaped crotch”
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1. the unbridled mane of one’s b-ttocks. (see manscaping)

2. the area which a b-m claims to be his own to collect his income. b-m turf may be, and usually is fought for. many a b-m have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
“man my -ss itches”
“why?”
“i’ve got stubble because i just shaved my b-m turf”

2.
“there’s broken gl-ss, vomit and sh-t everywhere”
“yeah, i saw a couple of guys fighting for b-m turf”

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