bum wrangler


a b-m wrangler is a particularly aggressive h-m-s-xual male who rounds up unsuspecting gay men, often in numbers up to 8 or even 10 to use them as living jewellery by inserting his index finger in to the back p-ssage. just to show off to his other wrangler friends. he often keeps them captive for up to two weeks.
have you seen billy lately? he has become a b-m wrangler, and his fingers stink.

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