bumclot
someone who irritates you so much they block your -sshole, rendering you unable to sh-t. originated in britain (logically).
“you f-cking b-mclot!”
“yesterday, i shat a monkey. ’twas the source of my b-mclot”
“i would like you to sodomize me but i’m suffering from a b-mclot”
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