Bumcrumpling
can be used in any way, almost like lobstromonus. usually to emphasise and exaggerate something.
it can be negative, positive or anything else.
e.g.
“oh, wasn’t that a b-mcrumpling defeat just the other day?”
“you are a b-mcrumplingly beautiful man.”
“we had a b-mcrumple of a time.”
“well, we went back to his place and had a b-mcrumplingly b-mcrumpling b-mcrumpling session, if you get what i’m saying. we really b-mcrumpled a good deal.”
“you are such a b-mcrumpler!”
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