Paper Towel Destroyer
a person who destroys partial or whole rolls of paper towels by grabbing it with their sopping wet paws, leaving a visible moist hand print. they are usually lacking in the very basic rules of office bathroom etiquette.
bob: who the f-ck used the john last?
victor: guess.
bob: it was that f-cking paper towel destroyer again, wasn’t it.
victor: yup. i hope its not pee-pee.
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