bumfluff


feeble facial hair
that ain’t a beard, it’s just b-mbluff
facial hair that is so sp-rs- it can be considered as good as the fluff on one’s bottom
that’s not a moustache – that’s b-m fluff
light downy growth of adolescent facial hair; also written b-m-fluff or b-m fluff

used as an insult, mainly in britain
“oh listen to me, you antipodean fleck of b-mfluff!”

— house talking with chase in the season 2 bloopers of “house m.d.”
any random bits of hair that look like they shouldn’t be there or just fluff.
“look at that mostache its jus b-mfluff!”
“you got b-mfluff on ya jumpa.”
b-m fluff is literally sp-rs- and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (or asian girl)… tee hee! which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads… or any fine downy substance.
“you look a right c-nt with that b-m fluff on thy face mate! grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl’s -rs-!!!!” * mr kipling’s diaries.*
ah you’re all wrong it aint on your -rs- it’s on your face….god
hey you might wanna shave that b-m fluff
-ss-lint, b-tthair.. the stuff that sh-te clings to and forms into dangling sh-te-berries.
d-mn, bjootch! you got sh-te-berries in your b-mfluff!!

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