bumfuck
a town in any low-density population state. saves you having to remember special spellings or pr-nunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
she’s from b-mf-ck, arkansas.
he was born in b-mf-ck, idaho.
she’s from b-mf-ck.
when i graduate i’ll probably end up working in the walmart in b-mf-ck and marrying some cheerleader that i got pregnant under the bleachers.
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the middle of nowhere.
i live in b-mf-ck, washington.
absolutely nowhere
if you live off some country road, you live in b-mf-ck.
n. a place in the middle of nowhere. a rural town or home.
adj. small, out of the way, inferior, one horse.
i am in b-m f-cking nowhere.
i just moved to b-m f-ck.
a place, containing no phones, street signs, or people with teeth, incredibly frightening to be lost in, especially at 2:30 in the morning
we got lost in b-m f-ck pa for 3 hours friday night.
what did you do?
complete middle of nowhere, sh-tty–ss, low-population town with no success or inspiration to come out of.
places such as phelan, oak hills, pinon hills, baldy mesa,barstow, pearblossum, llano, and adelanto california.
since i was 2, i have lived in b-mf-ck capital. no way in h-ll i’ll raise a family here.
my friend moved to the high desert a few years ago. he hates it there. i don’t blame him at all. the day he moved, he shouted out the window of his car as he was drove away saying “good bye b-mbf-ck phelan!!!”
the middle of nowhere, the sticks, the boondocks, loosersville u.s.a., the state of west virginia. a place where the number one song on the local radio is dueling banjos and you hope you don’t run out of gas before being able to return to mainstream society.
my gps went haywire and now i’m somewhere in the middle of b-m f-ck.
my boss sent me on a road trip to b-m f-ck; i’m lucky i made it back!
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a single newport cigarette plural: newdies more than one newport cigarette “yo n-gg-, let me get a newdie.”
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the act of -n-lly raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the b-m and inserting an unwated object in the b-tthole area. dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and “b-m jummping” we went.
- bummable
someone who is so unbelievably s-xual that the whole entire universe wants to b-m rape them!! “wow that hannah girl is like so b-mmable!!]
- Bummy Sticks
the art of rubbing one’s -ss against another -ss, as if you are giving a reverse lapdance. “i wanted to discreetly feel how rock solid kiki’s -ss was, so i decided to play a little b-mmy sticks”
- Bump and text
when you ignore a phone call and text the person back after a brief delay. i was banging some hoe when my girlfriend called, so i did a b-mp and text and told her i didn’t have good reception.