bumfuk egypt
the most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of h-ll.
when they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed “my g-d, this place looks like “b-mf-k egypt”, there’s nothing here but dead people and dog sh-t!”
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