bumpy road boner
when you’re driving along a b-mpy road, and the constant b-mping around makes your body get confused due to all the p-n-s flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a b-n-r. also known as a “brb.”
while taking the buggy for a spin i got a b-mpy road b-n-r and had to lie about why i didn’t want to get up from the drivers seat. “i’m just checking the gauges,” i said.
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