bumkiss


performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.
here mate, have a b-mkiss.
1. to press your b-m against another person’s lips when they are expecting your face.
2. a humorous surname.
1. he told me to close my eyes and then he b-mkissed me!
2. you know that guy? yeah, mr. b-mkiss.

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