bumlock


where inserting ones p-n-s into anothers -n-s you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.
bloke: take that sl-t!
sl-t: owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: sh-t… i cant get out, a bl–dy b-mlock!

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