Bump Stops
when you’re engaged in s-xual intercourse, typically in the doggystyle position, and you f-ck so hard that your hip bones are hitting her -ssbones to the point of physical pain.
“sh-t dude i was h-ttin the b-mp stops in that $1.20, it was a mercy root i swear”
“man i was smackin the guts out of the missus last night, goin so hard i hit the b-mp stops”
b-mp stop
— n
1. a method of driving lowered cars over speed b-mps
— vb
2. ( tr ) to stop a car before carefully maneuvering (usually at an angle) over a speed b-mp
that rides b-mp stopped hard!!!
so b-mp stopped it scr-ped cats eyes!
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