Bumpaclaus
a goblin-like midget standing 3 foot 12, with the face of the hobo and the ears of an elf. noted for grunting, farting and saying with a sneer “me name is b-mpaclaus, and you been bad dis year.”
comes to the houses of sinners each christmas to empty the contents of his little -n-s. he smokes all your herb, drinks all you rum and wipes your walls with his little b-m.
usually disappears with a flash and a spark, leaving behind a tiny skidmark when threatened.
first doc-mented by uzimon, international reggae superstar.
you’ve had a visit from dear b-mpaclaus, my friend.
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