bumped
when you’ve got the raw end of a deal, most commonly -ssociated with cannabis.
dan: here dave, i got 10 oz of skunk, lets party!
dave: this isn’t skunk, it’s parsley! a f-cking herb! and its only 2 ounces, you’ve been seriously b-mped!
to be left out or left on your own by a group of people
person 1: did n-body tell you about that party?
person 2: no!
person 1: you’ve been b-mped!
word used as a descriptive for being stiched-up in any particular sale or transaction. commonly heard on the streets and housing estates of south london, uk following a drugs deal.
d-mn! i paid for 14 ounces of weed, and i got given 10. i got b-mped!
fired, terminated, ‘let-go’, layed-off, r.i.f., out the door!!…
-largely acquiring the “sh-tty end of the stick”, in about any situation…-(see other defs)
b-mped works particularly well for the ‘work’ environment!!
mcfoolsley co. b-mped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!
madeline b-mped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was b-mped out the door…
u.d. b-mped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you’re not working mac? (mac:) those -ss-sucks b-mped me!!
to get in trouble; to f-ck up and end up serving time, suspended or whupped depending on the action
oh sh-t, tommy got b-mped last night. i saw the cops at his place and i knew he was in trouble.
something that is stolen.
look at what i b-mped from tescos!
i like your hat! b-mped!
1. getting the raw end of the deal. usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. the word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980’s victim sh-t.
2. convincing a girl that -n-l s-x is a pretty good idea. usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. these slick b-st-rds tell the girl ‘its going to be alright’ and ‘i’ll be gentle’ and ‘it’s just another expierence, you like expierences right?’
3. pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked -ss and a cheese burger.
missy: he’s such a cheap b-st-rd, i work 9-to-5 and come home to sh-t… i’m so getting b-mped.’
dave: ‘sheila is drunk as h-ll… she’s gonna get b-mped tonight.’
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