bumper fucking
driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a p-n-s it would go to town on the b-mper of the car in front of you
hanna: my back b-mper is all f-cked up because some -sshole on 95 was b-mper f-cking me
hannah: why are we friends
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