bumper thumper


derived from bible thumper

an automobile that:

– is valued at less than $1000.00

– is covered with more than a dozen b-mper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

– travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes
“i’ll be late for work unless this f-cking b-mper thumper gets out of my way.”

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