bumper
a rolled cigarette made using the leftover tobacco from other unfinished cigarettes.
unlike other definitions here, this is actually used in the real world.
australian origin.
unemplyed guy 1: f-ck i’m outta ciggies c-nt!
unemployed guy 2: sh-t, we’ll have to roll a b-mper.
a booty, typically female
pull up to my b-mper
a small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.
yo man, lemme see that b-mper, i need to get my -ss lifted.
a kiss -ss party cl-ssified by a small group of awesomely intoxicated college or high school students. normally employing loud music, innumerable amounts of alcohol, and the possible, yet probable use of marijuana. ( a small rager).
hey, we’re having a b-mper at my house tonight, bring your sh-t.
a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.
pick me up a b-mper of micky’s from the store.
(london uk black slang) a woman with realy petruding curves, ie: enormouse t-ts and/or giant round -rs-. my type of woman.
i would love to bone sherell! she’s b-mper man!
a stupid, incompetent person. somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
used in parts of australia as a noun (“you’re a b-mper, mate!”) and occasionally as an adjective, e.g “he supports a b-mper football team.”
“that bloke is useless, he’s a total b-mper!”
“he’s too much of a b-mper to ever work that out!”
“only a b-mper wouldn’t be able to do that.”
“that’s a b-mper thing to do!”
slang: a person, usually male, who is ‘special’, particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name ‘b-mpers’.
watch your drinks, here comes b-mpers
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