bumphing
instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his d-ck on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. b-mphing usually leads to long hard -rg-sms. the aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside d-ckburn. usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.
mom: what happened to your bed? its been wet since this morning!
son: sorry mom, i was b-mphing before i went to school, it helps my concentration.
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