bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin
the one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. these two people are forever after ‘b-mpkin lumpkin pumpkins,’ and will never be complete until they find one another.
a person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet — a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. as this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. your b-mpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. and when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. you are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
i am in love with my b-mpkin lumpkin pumpkin.
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