Bums alarm system


when a person or groups of person’s accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.
we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the b-ms alarm system and woke up the neighbors.

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