Bums Rush


the act of a bar bouncer, security guard, or some authority figure forcibly removing a person (the “b-m”) from a location by twisting said person’s arm behind his back and pushing the forearm skyward while rapidly pushing (rushing) the body toward an exit.
we gave that troublemaker the b-ms rush and never heard from him again.
ejection from an area or establishment, cl-ssically via being picked up by the seat of your pants and the back of your shirt. the term has come to include most forms or violent rejection. presumably this came from the ejecting of panhandlers from business establishments.
i went to a party, but i got too drunk and they gave me the b-m’s rush.
the violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. the b-m’s rush is performed by a bouncer.
you must never say “b-m’s rush” in the presence of a white liberal. she will surely be offended! instead, you must always say “homeless person’s manditory egression.” then the white liberal won’t be offended at all.
i was sitting in the no name bar in sausalito, wearing an idj. with me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. the bouncer ordered me to leave because i was wearing an offensive garment. i looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, “can i stay if i grow t-ts?” the bouncer gave me the b-m’s rush.
to disprespect someone by concluding a conversation with an abrupt declaration indicating that you are done with that person. you are dismissing them as if they were a common b-m and not wothy of any more of your time.
a b-ms rush example:

joe: hi gordon, how are you doing.
gordon: ok.
joe: how is that new job treating you
gordon: ok, i guess. good to see you, talk to you later.
if a group of people want to see a show or event but don’t want to pay, everyone rushes the entrance, hoping only a few are caught by the gate keeper, while the rest get in free.

described by charlie murphy on chappelle’s show.
with only 2 bouncers at the door most of us should get in free when we give them the b-ms rush.
diarrhea

a play on the “forceful ejection” meaning, instead implying that there is p–p rushing from your b-m (b-tt).
employer: i’ll give you the b-m’s rush!
employee: where i come from, we call that diarrhea.

all that fatty meat gave my the b-m’s rush!
while having -n-l s-x you place a line of c-ke on there back with a blunt in hand as you are about to c-m you sniff the line then light the blunt for the rush
see the bod he loves the b-ms rush

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