Bumsaurus


the negative nancy of the jur-ssic period.
brontosaurus #1: hey, do you want to go for a waddle through the forest and eat ferns?

brontosaurus #2: nah, we might get attacked by a tyrannosaurus rex.

here, brontosaurus #2 is clearly being a b-msaurus.

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