bumsicle


when the poo only comes half out and then gets stuck and cannot come out you are left with a b-msicle.
eva: man i had a major b-msicles last night!
ciara: i get them everyday…
niamh:…
a b-m who freezes to death on the street. usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.
“the only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the b-msicles off the dumpsters in the winter.”
a usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman a.k.a a b-m that hangs out,p-sses out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.
daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

dad- no son, that is just a “b-msicle”.
a person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain m-ss as they develop into a large lazy lard -ss
ryan is such a b-msicle, he stays in bed all day, plays pokemon on his ds and constantly orders delivery.
a word b-m-sik-el that basically means “cr-p” or “darn” or any word in similarity.
my bowling ball went into the gutter. “b-msicle!”
like a popsicle, but with a b-m on top rather than an ice lolly…
-“this b-msicle sure is good!”
or
-“oh no! i got fluff on my b-msicle”
or
-“this popsicle tastes like b-m…”

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