bumsnag
the b-msnag is a sausage made out of the gluteus maximus and the gluteus minimus.
traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the b-msnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!
originally being made only in canberra, the b-msnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the us and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. these variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.
the b-msnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus maximus and miniumus was taken from.
the fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body m-ss index of the original donor. in recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
“oy! you wanna have a barbie next week?”
“yeah mate, ill bring the beers!”
“okay – ill bring some b-msnags”
“awesome mate”
or
“go hard son!” – father yelling out at the juniour footy!
“aaah – what a b-msnag!” – father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
Read Also:
- condulation
it is c-ck. and puppy! that is condulation.
- Coney Island Squid
tampon applicators thatwash ash-r- on the most northern beaches of new jersey look at all dem coney island squid washed up on da beach
- Cadillac Balls
when you’re too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man’s caddy to get there and then you still get rejected. jake was too d-mn cheap to fly down to miami so the idiot drove there to make love to samantha and found out she really only […]
- Confinery
1: used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chast-ty, for the 2nd+ time. 2: the experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in m-ss/church. […]
- fughugglebee
1) slang: something to say when extremely p-ssed 2) slang: gibberish said by don veto “yes, we get our tests back today, aw fughugglebee!!!”