bumvelope


if a parcel has been delivered to you via clenched b-mcheeks, it is said to have been delivered in a ‘b-mvelope’.
my sandwidge arrived in a b-mvelope.
an envelope full of roaches and bud scr-ps that is given to a b-m
where should i put this out?

oh no, put it in the b-mvelope!

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