bumwee
the liquid which appears during toilet backwash. carries with it an awful and awesome smell that can eliminate a grown man. can often be placed into normal conversation to add hilarity unknown to bystanders.
tramp: “can i have a wee bite o yer sandwich?”
lewis: “yeah, it’s a bit b-mwee though. thats a nice b-mwee you’ve got.”
tramp: “is yer friend takin’ the p-ss?”
also
“my god! it smells like b-mwee in here! the smell is like getting hit in the face. with a sh-t!”
liquid diarrhea that comes out with such force it feels like you are urinating.
dont go in there sarah has b-m wees.
that curry gave me b-m wees for a few days.
an illness / infliction often found to affect 18 – 30 yr olds the morning after a big night out.
the b-m wee is consistency of water, approximate density of 1001 kg/m3 and can be coloured various different shades of brown (linked to what alcohol has been consumed the night before – for example – very dark brown = guiness)
it can cause some “irritation” of the bottom, but this will subside once the b-m wee ceases.
very dark brown b-m wee = guiness
an uncontrollable urge to sh-t in a flowing motion, starting off as a stomach churning, gut renching feeling that is rapidly followed by a run to the nearest restroom where severe sweating and panic ensues as the uncontrollable flow of b-mwee pours out of your -ss. after this painful experiance the sting of the ring of fire is the reminder of what you have just experianced, other than the pebble dashed pan you leave behind.
“ah mate, i’ve just had the worst b-mwee ever, proper pouring out!!”
poo so runny it is basically wee coming out of your b-m
i had a bit of b-mwee after that curry last night.
diarreah.
liquid sh-t or b-m wee
based on an -n-l explosion during the civil war in 1386, capt. donald rumkinson of the 3rd dragoons lost ten of his best infantry men to b-m wee when they were caught short and shot by the enemy whilst their rear ends were exposed. it is basically p-ssing from the -rs- and can strike at anytime, but is usual after a heavy night of booze, boot and greasy food.
he had b-m wee and lost his lunch
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