Bundle of Accident
1. – an unwanted baby conceived mistakenly at any time with or without being in a drunken or drug induced state.
mich-lle : oh my god i’m going give you a little bundle of joy subotai, i love you so much…
subotai : that’s wonderful darling, i’ll be back in a while. -thinking : oh f-ck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, i can’t take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, sh-t. it is over.-
30 seconds later subotai’s screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
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