Bunged up
when you have a cold or flu, you are bunged up.
when the nasal pasages and sinuses are full of fluid from the cold you are bunged up
constipated, unable to take a sh-t. a bunghole is your -sshole.
i ate an extra-large meatlover’s pizza and a pound of chicken wings yesterday, and today, i’m real bunged up.
bunged up meaning messed up or f-cked up.
“yeah, he was quading and totally bunged up his knee.”
or
“my girlfriends acting all bunged up!”
absolutely hammered
or
f-cked up in any way
he was so bunged up he knocked over the whole barrel of jungle juice
or
i was so hammered last night i fell down the stairs and bunged up my knee
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