bungee e-mail


a type of electronic message that when sent results in the sender immediately jumping out of their chair and following the e-mail to the recipient to discuss it in person…as if the sender were attached to the e-mail by a bungee cord.

chronic bungee e-mailers tend to arrive before the recipient has even read the e-mail in question and have a tendency to state everything in the e-mail at the start of the conversation making the original e-mail redundant. this activity typically occurs in office environments, but the behavior may exist in other habitats.
she was so pr-ne to sending bungee e-mails that at times she arrived before her e-mail did, making me wonder how she was able to outpace a network that in theory moved at the speed of light.

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