Bunghole Bandit
the actual act of licking and sucking on your wife or girlfriends gumhole until she has an -rg-sm. its performed while you are licking her p-ssy up and down and you sneak down to be a b-m sniffer. you gently probe her stink star with the tip of your tongue, taking in her savory flavor and aroma. if she responds positiveley, you keep working on her bunghole until she c-ms, now your an official bung tonguer. if she responds negativeley, you have to stop the fun and settle for her being a bunghole bandit. stealing any chance of some -ss tortilla fun.
i couldn’t believe how wet charlene was this morning. we were up late last night and screwed for hours. i woke up with morning wood and rolled her over. i was lapping away at her musky tw-t and got the brilliant idea of a little savory -ss tortilla action. i eased down and gingerly started licking away at her balloon knot. it was delicious. she said she wasn’t up to any cornhole action so i had to settle for her just being a bunghole bandit.
mexican minor criminal who, when not robbing banks, likes to take it or give it up the sh-tter.
hey senor, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just a bunghole bandit?
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