bungie hates me
what one says when they get bullsh-tted in halo. or an excuse for them sucking at it.
player 1: man, why do you suck at halo so much?
player 2: bungie hates me.
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player 1: man, that was total f-cking bullsh-t!
player 2: yeah, bungie hates me.
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