Faecal touch
the opposite of the ‘midas touch’. rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the ‘faecal touch’ means everything one touches turns to sh-t.
this can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.
‘how’s work going at the moment mate?’
‘just awfully dude, i definitely have the faecal touch. it doesn’t matter what i seem to do or how hard i try, everything i am involved with completely f-cks up and turns to sh-t.
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