Bungleberry


1. a resin from fecal matter and underwear lint that hardens into a crusty m-ss around the rim of the -n-s. the m-ss often resembles tiny dingleberries m-ssed together in bunches.

2. crusy -n-s berries when picked and smoked gives a euphoric high and intense visuals. warning: may cause vomiting or retching from bio-flavonoids
would you mind scr-ping my bungleberries for some fresh bungleberry pie?
a s-x act whereby the giver’s mouth creates an air-tight lock on the area between a man’s t-st-cl-s and his -n-s, sucking acutely so as to leave a concentrated patch of burst blood-vessels resembling a hickey.

furthermore, the female adaptation of said act whereby the giver creates aforementioned vacuum seal around the area of a woman’s v-g-n- and -n-s, in order to create an irritated patch of skin, is most commonly known as a squash-blossom.
1. (male) “hey bruh, that pyt i picked up from the club last night totally gave me a bungleberry before and after i got it in.”
“that’s amazing bruh! you better lock it down quick.”

2. (female) “hey honey, seeing as it’s my birthday, it would be really sweet of you to go downtown tonight.”
“but baby, isn’t it around that time of the month? could i just take a rain-check and give you a nice affectionate squash-blossom instead?”

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