Bunionfucker


one who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of s-xual practice. the bunionf-cker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during s-xual intercourse. they may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.
christa: my gawd those callus covered b-mps on your feet are disgusting!
elton: yeah, but they do come in handy
christa: what, how?
elton: come with me, i’ll… explain…
christa: your a bunionf-cker aren’t you
-stomps on elton’s bunion and walks away-

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